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Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard

Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.
I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.
by Rimbor April 20, 2005
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fox guarding the chicken coop

A completely prejudiced and stereotypical saying used by ignorant homophobes to justify not giving orphaned children to gay parents. This is based on the belief that all gay people are pedophiles, which is hateful and mean.
"We can't let those fags have kids, they'll just use them as sex toys! Its like the fox guarding the chicken coop!" "Dude, i'm not even gay and I know thats f*cked up.
by imgettingbored March 27, 2011
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TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO COAST GUARD :TTCG

The Trinidad & Tobago Coast Guard was commissioned on 27th August 1962 as a pre-requisite for the defence of the newly independent state.

Commander Loftus E. Peyton –Jones, Royal Navy (retired), six officers and forty –two Ratings (Enlisted Men) seconded from the Royal Navy and the local Marine Police constituted the initial TTCG Complement which manned four launches in Staubles Bay, Chaguaramas.

From these humble beginnings to the strength of over 1400 Officers and Ratings, multiple bases and increased assets and infrastructure, the TTCG continues to forge ahead in its role as the primary institution responsible for Maritime Safety and Security in Trinidad and Tobago.
THE TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO COAST GUARD :TTCG ESCORTED THE VENEZUELAN REFUGEES OUT OF OUR WATERS
by ABBY SCIUTO July 18, 2021
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fox guarding the chicken coop

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.
Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."
by Rick Virginia May 30, 2009
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Let His Guard Down

Mark Sanford "Let His Guard Down" with several women, but never all the way down with any women other than his mistress in Argentina.
by NickStone June 30, 2009
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men who guard the ass fort

"Thank god for the men who guard the ass fort."
by Smapdee May 6, 2003
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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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