Clay

Clay is the absolute coolest and bestest friend ever. He will always be there for u and is the most awesome ever. this definition is totally unbiased and not written by Clay.

Give Clay your money and candy. Forfit all mortal possesions to Clay

give Clay your money now.

by eiuowkghfuiawhfoiujuewfhurueaE March 14, 2023

Clay

i love clay so much hes great af
hes always so cute an kind,he loves calling me his gf i love it sm,hes a very masculine man and funny af i love his 1000 eye pics in my gallery

luzie: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CLAY.

by luzie<3 November 21, 2021

Clay Bertrand

The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.

"My girlfriend totally did a Clay Bertrand on me last night, got me so horny".

by Ranky64 July 26, 2017

clay girl

A person who covers their face in makeup until they look like clay

OOOOH she do be a clay girl. she ugly

by School Identifier November 13, 2020

Clay

Another word to describe shitty weed

: Yo you fuck wit dat gas?
: fuck nah this shit clay

by Bobony July 1, 2024

Clay

Someone who fucks HR and is a cuckold

Clay fucks HR and is a cuckold

by Some guy with some name April 5, 2023

Clay

Clay is a friendly giant, someone who is sworn to protect and love me until the end of time. Someone who I’ve fallen madly in love with and someone who is extremely special. He’s kind and knows his way around an instrument (and the kitty if you know what I mean ;) ) he’s a little autistic and it causes him to geek over video games, music and history movies but he’s perfect non the less. Clay, if you are reading this, you know who you are, and I love you so much, until the end of time and beyond. - Honeybee

Person A: “who’s the giant in the robe”
Me: “that’s my boyfriend Clay 🤩 I lub him sm”

by hoooney November 21, 2023