When you Cum up a lucky ladies arse, but then she regrettably farts and sprays you with said ejaculate
"John, what's that white and brown residue in your hair"?
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

by nerfthemedium October 10, 2021

by anonymous March 26, 2021

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
by slam blasted March 22, 2020

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.
by withinthecube December 27, 2012

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.
"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"
"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"
"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"
"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
by WefestRager October 30, 2011

by CuttingHeadz. January 13, 2010
