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Blizzard Blast

When you Cum up a lucky ladies arse, but then she regrettably farts and sprays you with said ejaculate
"John, what's that white and brown residue in your hair"?
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018
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foreskin blast

"he's preparing the foreskin blast"
by nerfthemedium October 10, 2021
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nail blast

when you have long, dirty nails and you finger a girl
dude 1: 'did you hear about what happened with Suzie?'
dude 2: 'yeah man, she got nail blasted'
by anonymous March 26, 2021
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slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...
by slam blasted March 22, 2020
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Stone Blasted

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.
by withinthecube December 27, 2012
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Cheeto Blasting

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.
"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"

"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"

"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
by WefestRager October 30, 2011
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BLAST WIN

To do or achieve something very difficult, unexpected.
Michee: Hey, did you FC my mom...?
Raay: OH MY GOD FC ...BLAST WIN!
by CuttingHeadz. January 13, 2010
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