Bench boy

A bench boy is a guy on your hook up list that you might call when you need some dick. Definitely a guy you only talk for sex.

I was talking to one of my bench boys, but he couldn’t hang out so i called my other bench boy.

by babydevilj July 24, 2021

Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.

"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"

by bench tails February 28, 2025

to Park-bench

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand

Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"

by DirtyHot February 2, 2012

bench queen

Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.

You spent $2,000 on a new gun eh? Better put it to work or you’ll be a bench queen.

by Schadoe ninja October 8, 2020

bench clearing brawl

Code for gay orgy.

I met up with Dirty Mike and the Boyz and we had a bench clearing brawl!!

by Justthisonce4321234 December 17, 2015

bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open

We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.

by Jared W. May 17, 2007

at the bench

a term coined by jay and matt symbolizing they will see each other tomorrow morning at their normal hang out spot in school, known as the bench.

matt: i gotta go, at the bench

jay: whea

by knobhead September 1, 2008