I was pounding this girl in the ass and everything was going great until she started finger-blasting herself and shoved her nasty-ass fingers in my mouth. She gave me the taste-tester.
This chick was doing everything right until she jammed her pussy juice covered fingers down my throat, making me the original taste tester.
She was fingering herself and giving me a dick ingram at the same time, but the unexpected taste-tester really threw me off. I puked on her chest.
This chick was doing everything right until she jammed her pussy juice covered fingers down my throat, making me the original taste tester.
She was fingering herself and giving me a dick ingram at the same time, but the unexpected taste-tester really threw me off. I puked on her chest.
by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013
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A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.
Guy 1: Hey bro im thinkin of becoming a bleach taste tester!
Guy 2: Nahh don't it pays like shit.
Guy 1: But i get free bleach!
Guy 2: Sure ya do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: Hey bro im thinkin of becoming a bleach taste tester!
Guy 2: Nahh don't it pays like shit.
Guy 1: But i get free bleach!
Guy 2: Sure ya do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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small breasts resembling mosquito bites.
by bleuvixen September 5, 2008
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NonDryTexter: GFGUJGYRU THIS IS HILARIOUSSSS
DryTexter: Lol
NonDryTexter: you are so dry lmao-
DryTexter: What does lmao mean? And im not dry
NonDryTexter: I-
DryTexter: Finish your sentence
NonDryTexter: LKJHGFDSDFGHJ PLEASE-
DryTexter: Please what? And what do all those random letters mean?
NonDryTexter: *blocks cutely*
Dry Texter
DryTexter: Lol
NonDryTexter: you are so dry lmao-
DryTexter: What does lmao mean? And im not dry
NonDryTexter: I-
DryTexter: Finish your sentence
NonDryTexter: LKJHGFDSDFGHJ PLEASE-
DryTexter: Please what? And what do all those random letters mean?
NonDryTexter: *blocks cutely*
Dry Texter
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Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!
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C'est un cr** de canadien,anglo-francophone,british,etc. C'est notre facon ,nous les Quebecois, de traité les os*** d'anglais de cave comme eux qui nous traite de PEPPER. On les retrouves: à Montreal,dans les villes touristiques pi dans tout le reste du canada.
ENGLISH
It's a fuc*ing canadian (who is born out of
quebec and who is mother language is english) or an english tourist.It's our way ,us the Quebecois, to answer to the english people that call us PEPPER. We find them in Montreal,in the tourist cities and in all the rest of canada.
C'est un cr** de canadien,anglo-francophone,british,etc. C'est notre facon ,nous les Quebecois, de traité les os*** d'anglais de cave comme eux qui nous traite de PEPPER. On les retrouves: à Montreal,dans les villes touristiques pi dans tout le reste du canada.
ENGLISH
It's a fuc*ing canadian (who is born out of
quebec and who is mother language is english) or an english tourist.It's our way ,us the Quebecois, to answer to the english people that call us PEPPER. We find them in Montreal,in the tourist cities and in all the rest of canada.
Exemple 1
Anglais: Sorry gentlemen where is the Chateau Frontenac ?
Personne A: (Rire) On y répond pas c'est une cr** de tête carré!
Personne B: Y'a juste à retourné dans son pays le ''Canada'' l'os*** de tête carré.
Exemple 2
Quebecois:S'cuse tu pourrais tu me dire sont où les marteaux?
Anglais:Sorry mister i'm not speaking french!
Quebecois:Messemblait aussi que t'avait l'aire d'une coliss de tête carré.
Anglais: Sorry gentlemen where is the Chateau Frontenac ?
Personne A: (Rire) On y répond pas c'est une cr** de tête carré!
Personne B: Y'a juste à retourné dans son pays le ''Canada'' l'os*** de tête carré.
Exemple 2
Quebecois:S'cuse tu pourrais tu me dire sont où les marteaux?
Anglais:Sorry mister i'm not speaking french!
Quebecois:Messemblait aussi que t'avait l'aire d'une coliss de tête carré.
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