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Taste-tester 

When a girl plays with herself and then sticks her pussyfingers in your mouth.
I was pounding this girl in the ass and everything was going great until she started finger-blasting herself and shoved her nasty-ass fingers in my mouth. She gave me the taste-tester.
This chick was doing everything right until she jammed her pussy juice covered fingers down my throat, making me the original taste tester.
She was fingering herself and giving me a dick ingram at the same time, but the unexpected taste-tester really threw me off. I puked on her chest.
Taste-tester by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013
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bleach taste tester 

A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.
A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.

Guy 1: Hey bro im thinkin of becoming a bleach taste tester!
Guy 2: Nahh don't it pays like shit.
Guy 1: But i get free bleach!
Guy 2: Sure ya do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus
There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.

tasty testes 

just a funny phrase to utter; comes from my roommate Kyle; we were talking about whether it was cooler to say "testes" or "testicles", and Kyle voted for testes because you can stick "tasty" in front of testes and it sounds really funny
tasty testes by the beav February 25, 2005

tiny taster / tiny taster ass bitch 

When someone is SO thirsty for you, but they know they have no way of accessing you, because you’re totally out of their league. So, to get your attention they’ll stoop to any level and provoke you with negativity just to trigger you and get a one-time reaction or response. Because of this, they have no hope of sustaining your attention or forming a relationship with you, and their tiny taste is followed by a dismissal, ig block, or possibly more severe punitive actions.
Tiny Taster / Tiny Taster Ass Bitch:
eg: addressing a perfect stranger/follower/fan on social media:

“Oh, you gonna slide into my DMs and call me an ugly bitch? Uh huh, but you follow me and my stories tho, you tiny taster ass bitch.”

street taster 

A person who spents a remarkable amount of time with his head on the ground. Someone who passes out easily and/or often due to alcohol, drugs or beatings. Also a homeless person living in the worst way without the ambition to improve.
That jerk tasted the street again. If he can't stand it, he should drink less. What a street taster!
street taster by benzon manzon August 17, 2012
Taster (N) - A really ugly girl (or guy) or a really attractive girl.
Taster (ADJ) - A chop packed too tightly out of a thick bong (ex: 9 mil purple illadelph) leaving the taste of a chop in ones mouth.

Taste (V) - A spontaneous collision or reaction resulting in physical or mental shock or (shookness)

Isla Vista, CA
(N) Person 1: Ayy Jason, you pipe that taster last night?
Person 2: of course I piped that taster!

(ADJ) Person 1: You boutta take a taster Jimbo?

Person 2: I already just took a fat taster...

(V) Person 1: What did you think of that exam awal?
Person 2: I fuckin tasted it dude.
Taster by austinfairchild November 15, 2018
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