teargeny

A power source that is derived from the sadness of others; specifically, when another cries you feel revived, awake, and generally just more alive, you are gaining energy from another's tears.

Tim was feeling lethargic, but soon after making his girlfriend cry he gained some teargeny, and was able to complete all of his household chores.

by TheDoctor. April 19, 2009

Tear Arse Ripper

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.

Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.

by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010

tearjia

pornstar

Dude i just fucked a tearjia!

by joker1410 April 11, 2011

Tear shitter

This happens when someone takes a shit not suitable for the anus resulting in cries of pain.

Tear shitter- last night i ripped myself a new asshole after taking the shit.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

tear jerk-off

Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure

"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"

by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017

tearing up the sheets

The act of having rough sexually intercourses that a female may tear the sheets in bliss

Hey I heard you and my brother tearing up the sheets last night be quite!

by Crimson.clover May 30, 2018

Tears

Ejaculation of the eyes in the form of salty water.

Guys, epic victory royale moment! I came home from school and dad was beating mom! Dad told me if I ignored her crying and tears on the floor I would get John Wick AND SKULL TROOPER! Now that is an epic victory royale!

by Epictiktokroyale November 3, 2018