Tebow

Someone who goes out of their way to remind others how religious they are

George W. Bush and Rick Santorum are total Tebow's

by rtv0587 November 29, 2012

Tebowing

A grown man, also (but not required to be) a virgin who pleasures himself to other men in tights, typically football players.

Hey Ash! Check out Gallo sitting in his cubicle Tebowing to that picture of the retard Eli Manning again! That filthy bastard!

by AfroAssault November 2, 2011

Teflonic

The act or ability to never let any failure stick to you but attempt to take credit for all successes, by never making a decision on your own and thus never being the target of failure bottlenecks. Though it will not stop you if things go right, all success will be cohersed to stick with your name as its leader.

Teflonics will hold position of powers but when forced to use that power they will vocalize that there is nothing they can do .

Hans is so teflonic that if gravity didnt hold his fat cancerpuffing ass down, he would slide right to the sun and take credit for its warmth glow.

by Don_Cheadles_Agent September 15, 2004

Tellonophonica

An old word from the lands of HERE. Originally meaning "Get out of my banana hut", it now means "THE BAGPIPES WERE SCREAMING CHICKEN AT THE LITTLE KIDS."

"Hey Look! Its Tellonophonica!

by Asshat January 16, 2005

Tabloid

A tablet computer powered by the Android operating system.

Cool Tabloid, dude.

by vette73 August 16, 2011

the teflon don

A guy who thinks his mad however does not realise that "teflon" is a cooking brand...

"I am the Teflon don", no your not a cooking brand.

by Miias November 25, 2011

Tello

1. the friend no one likes

2. player that shouldn't have made the team, but made it anyway; made the team out of sympathy

3. something to yell if you screw up on anything

4. (vb) to tello- to own someone, mainly in hockey, because you owned someone and made them look like "the tello (see #2)

1. "Why is he following us?"
"I don't know. He's such a tello."

2. "He got the tello spot."

3. "Ah, tello!"

4. "Dude, you telloed by that kid with your toedrag!"

by laxxx375 December 14, 2008