Escape From Tarkov

Escape From Tarkov is a garbage unrealistic fps game that will leave you shitting bricks because of the excessive occurrence of big men loaded with a shit ton of armor and guns such as a slick, exfil, or altyn.

Van Halen: Hey want to play Escape From Tarkov?
Jimi Hendrix: Nah, I don't feel like getting my legs demolished by a ks23m!

by Ur mother's touch November 28, 2021

tasio

the italian slang meaning for ass hole or jerk.
usually referred to a male.

Dude, that kid you were fighting last night was such a"tasio"!

by Izzy123456789 July 6, 2008

Takoda

A guy who is very loyal to his friends laughs about almost everything, who is a Hufflepuff and is addicted to origami. Has problems with his teeth and cannot stand spiders.

Berger: Hey, he broke his thumb!
Takoda: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAh

by JHFKJVKUDJtd May 15, 2019

tasked

To be the unlucky individual (t)asked to follow up on an action item at a business meeting.

During Thursday's quarterly review I was tasked to provide detail on the overspend on the supplies budget.

by Artie B March 21, 2008

Takoma Park

The mugwort capital of the world.

Yo you wanna go smoke some mugwort in Takoma Park?

Yeah dude, all I wanna do tonight is fall asleep and dream.

by Sir bitchassnigga III June 10, 2013

Takoda

Comes off as a classic asshole. He seems to be a Grade-A jerk and to only think of himself. Only those close to him will know that not only is this a facade but he's actually a sweet-hearted simp. He's a softy and is great with feelings and will always ask others what they are feeling. Most likely has a tiny uncircumcised dick. May also go by Koda.

I thought he was an asshole but he was just a Takoda.

by swimmyfishboy January 29, 2020

Task-Master

The dude in the pc who helps you if you want to close programs.
Used by highly educated IT dudes.

Use ctrl+alt+del to open the task-master!

by JonnyBarco July 31, 2020