Soup taker

A phrase used by Celtic fans for an Irish person that supports an English football team instead of Celtic. Also used to describe starving Irish people during the famine who converted from Catholic to Protestant in order to get soup.

Celtic Fan - " Wit! You're a pure soup taker if you're fae Dublin and support Liverpool instead of the Selik. Moan eh hoops, hail hail!"

by YNWA97 July 21, 2023

ticket taker

Someone who sells their freedom, morals, independence, soul, etc. in exchange for material wealth and worldly pleasures. (In other words, a sellout of the worst degree.) These people are typically lapdogs of the dark overlords that run the media and entertainment industry.

Ben Shapiro is often hailed as a prodigy, but he’s really just another ticket taker. He sold himself to the media industry and now he’s a spineless cuck who only does what (((they))) tell him to.

by EliteNinja26 July 29, 2023

that chicken’s been tampered with and abused

a vegetarian.

“darn that chicken’s been tampered with and abused!”

by bastardchicken June 6, 2018

fastest alt taber in the west

you when your watching hentai and your perents walk into the room so ya know you hit that alt tab like the fastist alt taber in the west

me: im the fastest alt taber in the west,
friend: whys that?
me: my mum walked into the room

by notsouratall June 1, 2020

The Shin Taker

The Shin Taker is someone who is under 5'0, wears a plague doctor mask with a bunny hoodie on.
People do not know what The Shin Taker's gender is, so people say normally they/them.
The Shin Taker has many weapons such as, an axe, chainsaw, knife, ect.
Anyone could become The Shin Taker if they're under 5'0. If you make 10 short jokes within a day they can legally take your shins. (You have to wear The Shin Taker outfit)

Friend 1: Uhhh what are you wearing?
Friend 2: Halloween costume.
Friend 1: Oh that makes sense!
Friend 2: *Takes friend 1's shins* and that's for all the short jokes you bastard.
Friend 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm bleeding out!
Friend 2: I'm The Shin Taker, you made multiple short jokes today. To be exact 10. I am legally allowed to take your shins.

by Mew_Thing October 21, 2020

Bowling Green Bird Tamer

When two people have anal sex in public, the bottom wears a bird costume and caws like a bird and the top plays Pokémon go

I managed to evolve three of my Pokémon while doing the Bowling Green Bird Tamer

by Achiz September 10, 2021

Tager

Scots slang: A small penis

Tam: Wit you sayin' ye wee tager?
David Beckham: Sorry big man.

by Tam Murphy February 21, 2009