A Jeremy Clarkson tango

When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!

Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!

by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022

cupids tango

When you flip the female upside down and stuck your tongue in the bum if it’s dirty plus 10 points

Me and my stepsister did the cupids tango

by BBW Hunter January 13, 2025

Tango Ice Blast Day

Tango ice blasts are amazing drinks which you can buy at bp or cinemas. Tango ice blast day Is 1st of every month

Hey! Did you know It’s tango ice blast day?

by tango ice blast March 1, 2022

Bosco Tango

Bosco Tango is the military version of Black Trash.

Instead of saying black trash, just say Bosco Tango then no one will be offended.

by josequarvo November 14, 2011

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

house tango

A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.

"We all know teshaun is a House Tango"

by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024

Hot Tango

When someone (commonly used between women) masturbates.

"Hey, what were you doing in the shower that took you so long?"
"Oh I was pleasuring myself with some Hot Tango..."

by holladawn May 31, 2019