When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.
John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"
by N-gu August 14, 2008
When a guy has an epic jizz either in his pants or with a girl.
When a fountain of jizz come out of your penis.
When a fountain of jizz come out of your penis.
Guy 1:So..what happened between you and you know who last nite?
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.
Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.
Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.
by blonde69 November 13, 2011
1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.
2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.
If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.
3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.
If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.
3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.
by MR. FELCHER January 31, 2010
by O H P A P A December 04, 2019
by slowing roll May 26, 2013
Trying to do something or go somewhere and
your parents won't let you? Throw yourself on the
ground and cry!
person 1- my parents won't let me come to the
football game
person 2- use The Gia Tactic
your parents won't let you? Throw yourself on the
ground and cry!
person 1- my parents won't let me come to the
football game
person 2- use The Gia Tactic
by Eeeeerrrrrwwww October 31, 2021
The tactical chirps is an ancient technique passed down through the ages.
Tacticilius Chirpsarus- The art of engaging a pre-defined target with the intention of personal gain.
Tacticilius Chirpsarus- The art of engaging a pre-defined target with the intention of personal gain.
by Chirpsmaster October 07, 2010