Tooler

A tooler is what you call a tool who uses the word tool

Hey look at that tool! his long nike socks arent even real ones like mine!

Wow dude your a tooler...

by wehttam16 October 21, 2010

toodie doodie

Exclamatory phrase used upon first seeing a hermit crab held by a large college student.

(pause)...(pause)...(pause)...Toodie doodie!!!!!

by seanickyle! January 25, 2009

toolette

A female verision of a tool.
A toolette is someome who lacks the mental capacity to know she is being used by someone. A fool. Characterized by low social knowledge and high insecurity. Someone who tries too hard. a poser.

-Girls who pout and stick out their tongue in pictures, and post and tag 50000 of those pictures on facebook
girl: Why did you not answer the question?
toolette: Because I don't want to look smart. I want to be cool!
-Girls who act hyper and super nice so she wants other people to think that she is a good person.
girl: Yeah, so I dumped him infront of all of his friends. I did the wham of love
toolette: SCADOOOSH. You just slampwhamed the douchpurse!
girl: what?
toolette: "Omg...everyone is wearing Brown Ugg boots and tight legging. OFF TO THE MALL!!!"

by CLLSEHY December 27, 2010

Tootie Frootie

A Tootie Frootie is a boy who has a perfect butt (scrumpitioulious bootie).

Longer form of the word: Tootie Frootie with a scrumpitioulious bootie!

Person 1: That boy over their has a perfect ass!

Person 2: Yeah he's totally a Tootie Frootie (with a scrumpitioulious bootie).

by Bobajake December 16, 2015

mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.

mike tooley

by mike tooley August 18, 2003

tootie

A sociopathic, narcissistic, saddistic mysogynist who gets off to women being their submissive little arm tumor. Usually dates fake n' bake jail bait types who have more boobs than brains.

That tootie dumped me when he found out I was 22 and celebrate feminism.

by uhNOMuhlee May 15, 2009

Tooled

an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick

vulgar slang for tool: a penis

i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings

"he's tooled... never she's tooled"

by tooled July 31, 2006