Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023

A Ton

When you suddenly leave work without reason and no one notices for two hours

Employer:"Where is the new guy we hired?"
Employee: "he pulled a Ton"

by elle kae September 11, 2020

Tons

Females genital

That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad

by Gas_log February 13, 2021

A Fuck Ton

This term is used when you can't give an exact number of a given thing but you have a lot of it.

Shit, that is a fuck ton of bills I gotta pay.

by Genosse Von Dumbass December 3, 2021

race to a ton

Race between guys to see who can bang a ton's worth of girls the fastest. This race encourages hooking up with the not so genetically gifted woman.

Bro, are you competing in the race to a ton? Yeah dude, I've banged 4 chicks and I'm up to 700 lbs.

by frattttttboi September 8, 2016

Shit-ton

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.

A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.

by Yesway June 10, 2018

hella ton

A unit of measurement used to describe a lot of stuff mostly food.

Last night Calease ate a hella ton of cupcakes.

by Flávio May 29, 2016