War thunder

A site the Russian government uses to gather classified military documents.

“We’ve gathered everything there is to know about the vehicles being sent to Ukraine comrade *russian accent*”

“Where did you gather this information comrade *stringer Russian accent*

“I spent 5 minutes in war thunder forums comrade *even stronger Russian accent*”

by I_consume_littlechildren May 1, 2023

Cum guzzling thunder cunt

People who make there own definitions on the internet

You are a cum guzzling thunder cunt

by Notowen696969 October 11, 2019

In the thunder and rain

Your in the thunder and rain while starring into my eyes

“In the thunder and rain
You stare into my eyes” In the Thunder and rain come from a song by Janet Jackson “Any Time, Any Place” you might see it on TikTok

by DailDylan August 22, 2021

cock-juggling-thunder-cunt

The funniest damn thing I've ever heard in my life...too bad it had to come from something so mainstream.

You're a cock-juggling-thunder-cunt...bitch.

by BeAverHed May 29, 2005

thunder twonk

Someone who has gone beyond beyond simply being an idiot; a complete moron

Could you be more of a thunder twonk than you already are?

by Eyes of Beauty July 15, 2015

Thunder Clap

When your girl is riding you, she is going up and down on your dick and you about to nut. She comes down one last time hard as fuck and you cum and when she come down the last smack sound like a thunder strike.

When I was with my nigga last night he made me thunder clap.

by average dick jr May 21, 2016

Morning Thunder

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.

The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!

by Anonymous1847282718181 March 8, 2020