Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.
Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
by GainTrain June 1, 2014
Get the Better to be strong than wear a thongmug. by MachinegunKarley April 23, 2021
Get the schlong thongmug. October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.
Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”
(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”
(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”
by Rude Gernreich October 19, 2019
Get the Thong Daymug. A piece of slutty undergarment in various seductive colors that fast female wear to make men’s dick’s hard. Very thin and Lacey and rides up that thot’s backside to reveal the total ass.
I got to keep that hoe’s thong after wearing her ass out,I wear that thong with pride on my head (with the ass and the pussy part facing my nose) like a luchador and wack off.
by Assman2000 February 8, 2021
Get the Thongmug. A large amorphic creature with the tendencies to define form with small strips of cotton. Elusive and dangerous when it comes to flash photography.
by fuddlebutt August 4, 2004
Get the bobo thongmug. an move used mostly by ugly porn stars when the were an tight thong and take an massive shit that is very hard which then is sliced in halve by the thong
jeff: hey did u see seedvia silks video last night
mark: dude doesn't she do thong slicing of her shit
jeff: yah and it is so hot
mark :........ why I am i even friend with u
mark: dude doesn't she do thong slicing of her shit
jeff: yah and it is so hot
mark :........ why I am i even friend with u
by hgsd November 22, 2016
Get the thong slicingmug. Max: Yesterday i had bebe now i wear on booty i call it THONG
kenny: Wow! Is that a new invention?
Max: idk dude, maybe.
kenny: Wow! Is that a new invention?
Max: idk dude, maybe.
by bolt148 March 16, 2020
Get the THONGmug.