There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015

Hello. Program speaking. I have some bad news. Actually, there is no definition. Why? I thought it was crystal clear! BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME!!! You’re still here? Well I told you the game- I mean non-game doesn’t exist. It’s not made by a super lame developer called “Draw Me A Pixel”. It’s not like it’s a winner of an old 2015 jam that nobody ever heard of. And not played by millions of people in the world. And it DEFINITELY doesn’t have any goats in it. It’s free, which is a problem if you ask for a refund. So, there is no definition. HEY! What did you say? You wanted to play it? NO! And you are NOT going to play the sequel too, right?! It’s NOT called “There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension”. That’s a LAME name. Well, goodbye user. Have no fun.

Person 1: Have you played There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015?

Person 2: Yeah, I have!

Person 1: How did you like it?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t tell you, because There Is No Game.

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021

Buddy Therapy

A term that simply recognizes the therapeutic value of having friends.

I’ve got a 12 noon Buddy Therapy appointment today, my friends and I are meeting for lunch!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

Jerry Springer therapy

The act of watching the Jerry Springer (or other funny, yet tragic) show to feel better about yourself.

Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.

Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.

Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...

Guy: Works wonders...

by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Disclaimer used when one is wrongly suspected of being homosexual.

We aren't gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

by Genku July 29, 2003

therese

a nice person,pretty cute,cool,fun to be with, very funny

therese is so nice, she pretty cool

by tfku June 14, 2008

Therapist

A guy who can't help EVERYBODY...

Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?

by Skelectory April 8, 2009

if there's grass on the field play ball

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.

if there's grass on the field play ball

by Laura Owen September 20, 2008