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faux camping

An activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a "cabin" that is nicer than your own house. There you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the "cabin".
Boy, I sure am glad I had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. I LOVE FAUX CAMPING...not.
by catahoula_wv August 3, 2007
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Camping Fanny

As in reference to a girl wearing a pair of tights for a long period of time.

The phenomenon of intense heat that can build up in a tent under hot conditions can exponentially increase certain smells. As can happen when wearing nylon tights/stockings this phenomenon can occur.

also due to when camping showers and personal hygiene are less of common practice and can cause said condition.
oh my god, Steph has a bad case of camping fanny after that 14 hour shift.
by hipityhopity October 5, 2013
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camp eyes

when you’re in one place with a lot of people for a long period of time, and you begin to find people attractive that you haven’t before. phenomena that happens in situations such as camp counselors
When Ben first met Ella, she wasn’t that cute: but after spending 7 weeks counseling with her, he’s starting to get camp eyes.
by gayvodka June 15, 2018
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camp tecumseh

the best camp out there. a place where kids and teens can experience pure joy and growth. once you go, you won’t want to leave, and you’ll beg your parents to send you back next year.
i went to camp tecumseh this summer and had the time of my life!
by camptgal November 5, 2018
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camp here and there

literally the silliest podcast,(elijahhhhh) it has so many cool charecter(ELIJAH.) and a great plot (ELIJAHHHHHHHH)
dude, have you seen chnt (camp here and there)?
by sockypoo (popsicle) September 13, 2023
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Camp oneka

The best camp in the world. Where friendships are made, good meals are eat and Roman is harassed by 8 year old girls. To many smiles and laughs are made. Beacky yelling and the cold showers are your only worries. There’s are nothing like o-n-e-k-a-b-l-e girls.
“ Damn, have you heard of camp oneka? The white team girls are on fire!” *go white team*
by Whiteyteamgorl August 20, 2018
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camping pussy

A pussy that smells like you've been camping for a week without a shower. Smells like the juice from a food dumpster in the middle of summer.
Damn.. She smells so bad she has that camping pussy.
by Gillykortos October 8, 2016
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