neil johnson

A fellow of impeccable talent , skill, and class. If If you call someone by this name, you are referring to their outstanding impact they make in whatever they are doing. Often interchangeable with the word "elite" when referring to physique or athletic ability.

Have you seen the level of talent this guy brings to our team? Call him Neil Johnson and give the boy a contract.

by Randall Rogers November 24, 2021

National Neil Roast Day

It's every day bro.

Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?

by Oojiflip June 15, 2022

Neil Diamond

When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.

Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond

“Ron, when you are finished, will you please give me a Neil Diamond”

by Alexc0524 January 4, 2020

Neiled

"Neiled" is slang for being scammed. It refers to an online record vendor that tricks customers into paying for out-of-stock merch and then never issues a refund.

"You get that new record you ordered from horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."

"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."

by VicGot March 22, 2022

Neil

Neil is a very smart, rich boy who is very funny. He is very rich and will donate lots to charity. Neil can always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in.

Damn. Neil is so rich and generous

by davidmichaels September 6, 2019

Neil Kumar

Big nosed indian faggot who is a massive neek even though it ends up leading to nothing. Has an extremely active social life and gets all the men (because he is a good looking indian stud). Hobbies include playing with himself from time to time, although it is known that he loves to do the same with other men as well ;)

Stay away from neil kumar

by curryvindaloo1243 July 19, 2019

neil

Having 12 or more contract 'runners' at the same time. Usually this is celebrated by buying a beige jacket

Boys, boys I nearly have Neil runners!

by 12Runners12345 May 12, 2017