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Black Lotus

The absolute best card ever printed for Magic: The Gathering.

This card is so good that people today buy it for prices of AT LEAST $1000.00

This card is so good that cards that were specifically made to do exactly 1/3 of what it does (Lotus Petal) and cards that were specifically made to be insanely crappy versions of it (Lion's Eye Diamond) got banned along with it because they were abused just as much.
If you have a Black Lotus, DO NOT SELL IT!!! Wait a few decades (make sure to keep it in mint condition) and then sell it when its average Ebay price is about $5000.00+
by Psydon May 13, 2005
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Black Pilled

When you believe there is no way out of a problem.
I'm so black pilled, i just don't see anyway out of this. No matter what we lose.
by BlackPilled November 4, 2020
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Black timbs

Black timbs are made for dudes who don’t give a fuck about his or other people’s lives. Those people know only few things, how to rob,steal n kill, black timbs are even worse than black af 1’s. If you see mf steppin around in those boots yall better run and don’t look back. Dudes in black timbs can fight 10x better than any other streetniggas around and they are mostly buff af too because of the boredom in jail n such other institutes.
Ryan- ain’t that the dude who boosted your whip

Bobby- you mean the mf in the black timbs ?
Ryan- yeah that same mf
Bobby- yo thats tyrone, he just got out of jail, we gotta let that one slide b that mf is a menace.
by Duckfucker March 18, 2022
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Sirius Black

AKA: Padfoot or Snuffles

Harry Potter's presumed dead God-father/doggy. One time best friend of James Potter and Remus Lupin, "killed" at the hands of one evil bitch of a cousin Bellatrix Lestrange. Also, hands off, as he is betrothed to the aforementioned Remus Lupin.
"Hello, I'm Sirius Black, the sexiest thing to come out of Hogwarts since...er...ever!"
by Charm March 19, 2004
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Black Widow

A female who feeds off of the mental, physical and material means of a male and then leaves him for dead.
A woman who sucks the life out of a male just like a black widow spider does, and then kills him after having her way with him.
by Psychological writer December 30, 2011
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Black Swanned

v: being high on marijuana. Because of the red eyes that one gets while high. Named after the Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman, because of the red eyes that she has in the film.
by Andrew Anthony and Ryanwf January 16, 2011
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Black Glass

The idea of someone to tint themselves to hide that they are breakable. Basically someone that acts hard but is a pussy.
This term was created by trap metal rapper ZillaKami. His song “33rd Blakk Glass” relates to this.
Dan refused to fight Terrell, he’s definitely black glass
by FIREITUPBOYS November 17, 2018
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