When a guy has an epic jizz either in his pants or with a girl.
When a fountain of jizz come out of your penis.
When a fountain of jizz come out of your penis.
Guy 1:So..what happened between you and you know who last nite?
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.
Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.
Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.
by blonde69 November 13, 2011
Get the Tactical Nukemug. 1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.
2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.
If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.
3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.
If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.
3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.
by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010
Get the tactical insertionmug. Any form of aggressive advertising that does any of the following actions, almost all of which are legal in the USA but not necessarily morally correct:
1. Use of banner ads with Microsoft Windows windows in them to make one think their computer has a problem.
2. Withholds useful information from you until you click Yes on "Do you want to install and run" so they can spread their malware.
3. Rapid and annoying moving iPods or other shiny things/status sympols that might make a Neanderthal have a four hour erection.
3a. So-called free iPods/Xbox 360s that require you to sell your name and address to loads of advertising cartels and require you to buy many other things you don't want AND require your friends to do the same.
4. Pop up/Pop under ads. Need I say more?
5. Microsoft Windows XP Messenger Service black-on-grey text ads that say your computer will die unless you install a virus on it that kills your PC anyway.
6. AOL Discs--self explanatory.
7. Any advertisement for a cult that would make the Jehovah's Witnesses blush.
8. while (1){ ~linux/home$festival -tts "Head On Apply Directly to the forehead!" }
9. Obvious corporate theft from consumers/double-dipping such as advertisements on DVDs, in movie theaters and on Cable/Dish TV.
10. Ads that make you feel sad in misleading ways, such as one for Ron the indigent atheist terrorist needs you to paypal him $20 so he can bomb a church.
11. Windows Vista which appeals to people who give up their freedom to run emulators and file sharing so they can have shiny pretty cute windows that stack like glass.
1. Use of banner ads with Microsoft Windows windows in them to make one think their computer has a problem.
2. Withholds useful information from you until you click Yes on "Do you want to install and run" so they can spread their malware.
3. Rapid and annoying moving iPods or other shiny things/status sympols that might make a Neanderthal have a four hour erection.
3a. So-called free iPods/Xbox 360s that require you to sell your name and address to loads of advertising cartels and require you to buy many other things you don't want AND require your friends to do the same.
4. Pop up/Pop under ads. Need I say more?
5. Microsoft Windows XP Messenger Service black-on-grey text ads that say your computer will die unless you install a virus on it that kills your PC anyway.
6. AOL Discs--self explanatory.
7. Any advertisement for a cult that would make the Jehovah's Witnesses blush.
8. while (1){ ~linux/home$festival -tts "Head On Apply Directly to the forehead!" }
9. Obvious corporate theft from consumers/double-dipping such as advertisements on DVDs, in movie theaters and on Cable/Dish TV.
10. Ads that make you feel sad in misleading ways, such as one for Ron the indigent atheist terrorist needs you to paypal him $20 so he can bomb a church.
11. Windows Vista which appeals to people who give up their freedom to run emulators and file sharing so they can have shiny pretty cute windows that stack like glass.
AOL tactics keep Geek Squad and Firedog in business.
Spank the Monkey and win -$20 is another AOL tactic.
Spank the Monkey and win -$20 is another AOL tactic.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
Get the AOL tacticmug. In the military you shot, move, communicate, and eat a taco at the same time. Every mission is successful when knowing the tactical taco!
by Josie12 April 8, 2017
Get the Tactical tacomug. He is a tactical spoon, used in ww2
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by Arnelio zodynelis February 2, 2022
Get the Tactical spoonmug. by O H P A P A December 4, 2019
Get the Tactical Nukemug. The art of making a gilly suit for you penis hiding in the bushes outside your girlfriends window then patiently waiting for her to bend over and tie her shoes...you strike at dawn
by A narcoleptic walrus July 3, 2015
Get the tactical analmug.