spackle my weenus dongle

A tight-knit group of people with joint cares, a singleness of mind, and a collective evaluative perspective on life.

God has brought this spackle my weenus dongle together in such a way that we identify and share with one another in Truth, Goodness, and Beauty. We care about eudaimonia (good that is desirable for its own sake, the highest human good, how best to live) for this group of friends collectively, but also for each person in the group individually.

by The Perfect Burrito December 19, 2022

Snacklebox

The snacklebox is both the staple meal and sacred text of the religion know as AST. It is crucially important to the religion and is widely used in Illinois.

I will eat my snacklebox while I read the snacklebox.

by Snacklebox February 14, 2023

shacklefap

when a ginger man named shackford sends you for lunch detention after being on your fucking phone in the last 5 fucking minutes of class fuck the opps

"duuuude i got lunch detention"
"oh you got shacklefapped hard my man"
"tito"

by shacklefap February 18, 2023

Shacklefootsies

People in jobs whose comfort comes from being shackled to their roles are "shacklefootsies"

That shacklefootsie was mad at me for blaming him for clogging the copy machine, but he couldn't catch me when I ran away from the crime scene. Those shacklefootsies ruined our hoe down when they couldn't skip around fast enough like the rest of us.

by Zane The Twilight Guide April 14, 2023

slackle

(verb) to give insane, sloppy, world-ending head

Lonkdor: "I for real got my ding-dong SLACKLED last night!"
Greebus: "No way man!"
Lonkdor: "I can barely WALK dude."

"Is it so hard to get someone to slackle my ding-dong?"

by burgunsilly July 28, 2024

sackled

In football, tackling and sacking the quarterback behind the line of scrimmage preventing him from throwing the ball.

While watching the game and coming under the influence of a rather strong Old Fashioned, and being slightly tongue tied, a husband yelled "The quarterback got sackled so many times in this game!!"

by anonymous October 29, 2023

sackled

In football, tackling and sacking the quarterback behind the line of scrimmage before he can throw the ball.

While watching the football game and coming under the influence of a rather strong Old Fashioned, and being slightly tongue tied, a husband yelled , "That quarterback has gotten sackled so many times in this game!"

by anonymous October 29, 2023