surfing the red tide

Having your period/menstruating.

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

Can Surfing

The art of web surfing on a cell phone so as not to get bored while on the toilet.

so I was can surfing yesterday and there was an article on CNN.com about people dropping friends off at the pool...

by IlDuce August 13, 2003

tube surfing

to balance (hands-free) while riding the subway in London, which is called the tube (hence, tube surfing)

"Right mate, we were kicked off the bloody tube for tube surfing"

by bonster2000 April 1, 2007

Chain Surfing

Chain Surfing happens when someone is surfing the internet, sees an "interesting" link then opens it in a new tab or new window (who the heck still opens in a new window?). The person briefly checks the new tab/window then stumbles upon a new link and then opens it in a new tab/window. The person will keep repeating the process until he realizes that he is now looking up nazism and he has wasted more than 30 minutes reading random stuff not really related to the original website. This usually happens on wikipedia, youtube, cracked, etc.

1.)

xkcd.com/214

2.)

A- "Hey, look up info on the digestive system while I go use the bathroom."

B- "Okay."

(after 20 minutes)

A- What did you get?

B- I ended up watching Kermit the frog. Didn't get shit done.

A- You were chain surfing again!?! Paper's due tomorrow!

B- Blame wikipedia.

by zycose January 17, 2011

Surfman

One of the most dangerous jobs in the United States Coast Guard. One must go through extensive training to become a Surfman. One must first qualify for Coxswain and Heavy Weather Coxswain before even attempting to qualify for Surfman.

Surfmen usually man 47-foot life saving boats and are manned at MLS stations for Search and Rescue missions in severe weather and/or sea conditions.

Fisherman #1: "We are so screwed. Our ship is capsized and we're in 30 foot waves!"
Fisherman #2: "Here comes a Coast Guard surfman to save our asses!"

When lives are in danger and the shit hits the fan, who do they call? The surfman!

by Zager October 11, 2006

surfers paradise

a different type of nightlife, somehow very crap in a way. Very hot chicks who are basically the opposite of easy, expensive, terrible clubs with sticky alcohol soaked floors and dumbass bogans who want to fight you. and all the crappy commercial rnb music you could hope for

no need surfers paradise

by mr. jesus18778 November 14, 2009

Full Surface

Rap label that consists of Cassidy, Yung Wun, Mashonda, and Bounty Killer. The CEO of Full Surface Records is Swizz Beatz.

Cassidy was handing out some Full Surface samples.

by Rodney Basil April 18, 2004