I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023

0 sum titties

The situation similar to 0 sum game however the tiggies (f.) get bigger flesh reward, not in the Spirit. Also as if you could see, the GIF where she has popcorn with her 0 sum titties, we gonna netflix & wut my lady, but I'm too little for that!?

She showed him her zero some titties, the trail ends there. World was nuked and 0 sum titties flew away on a broom stick shuttle and seed (m.).

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

Sum Richard

when something is completely dogshit and horrible

yo this guy’s sum richard

by gurtfingle December 17, 2025

Yat Sum

A name coming from Chinese words meaning “one heart”. Used to describe a romantic person, or a persons who’s parents are very devoted to each other that they only have “one heart” for each other, no one else.

Chinese: 一心

My parents love each other no matter what so they decided to name me “Yat Sum”

by TaytorTiger March 14, 2023

Cogito Ergo Sum

Latin Translation For I Think, Therefore I Am

Simon: What’s The Translation For I Think, Therefore I Am
Howard: In Latin, You Say It As This-Cogito Ergo Sum

by CampbellTheManTonight March 17, 2023

U want sum burd

Rizz god: u want sum dirty burd?
Burd: yes daddy gimme that cock

I’m bouta fuck that dirty burd she wants sum after I asked her “u want sum burd”

by Heifer szn March 26, 2023

Sup burd u want sum?

Rizzler walks past an attractive person of the female gender and says: sup burd u want sum?
Girl: I thought u would never ask 😍

Be careful when using, the moment u ask if she wants sum, she will instantly think abt u raw doggin that ass from the back.

Note: if using on an unattractive women, u must say “u want sum dirty burd?” In order to imply that the girl is dirty

sup burd u want sum? Used when walking by a hot girl when u want her to fall in love with you.

by Heifer szn March 27, 2023