Stress

Physical or mental tension 24/7
Sabrina has a lot of stress 24/7
by Sab O March 16, 2022
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Stress

The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it
Sometimes my AP literature teacher stresses me out.
by Tall Fella January 09, 2022
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Stress

2 essays for 20% each and 2 tests for 30%. Your first paper is due Thursday
“Yo, Ethan is so fucking stressed.”

“Isn’t he taking AMH2020? That class is stressful.”
“Can he even keep good grades, good social life, and a reasonable amount of sleep?”
“Haha, nope.”
by GoodOleKnag October 31, 2017
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Greasy stress

When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.
"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."
by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015
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Stress-chilling

verb; describes a state of being where one is outwardly chill but inwardly panicking

What someone does when they’re procrastinating, stressing, and hiding from responsibility; you’re still bothered but not willing to do anything about it
Co-worker: “How was your weekend?”
You: “I’ve got a big deadline coming up so I was stress-chilling. I caught up on Netflix while also having an anxiety attack.”
by Stresschiller December 20, 2019
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Stress Ball

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.
I made sure I took that stress ball with me.
by LesteerTheMolester August 28, 2024
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Stress sack

When you use your mans testicles to alleviate stress. Gently squeezing the squishiness
Baby I have so much going on right now can I please use your stress sack!
by Ninarose2456 November 06, 2022
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