stiff nipple

a word used to explain how cold it feels.

"Its a stiff nipple outside today."

by jesse fredrick March 25, 2006

sharpie sniffer

Someone that is so broke, they have to sniff sharpies to get high.

dude julio is such a sharpie sniffer.

by Patrick + Lorna May 5, 2005

Pussy Sniffer

One who uses faceBook group discussion boards to sniff out pussy. When tracking down a female poster will lay on the charm so hard it makes other users violently ill.

Usually are two faced, sad little men who can't get woman in real life. Also find that they are totally different to male posters and females who see through him

Anita Hartroll (London) wrote
at 10:19pm
Oh FFS he's such a sad fuck pussy sniffer.
Report

Ricky Foxwell wrote
at 10:15pm
Oh look Ryan is pussy sniffing again
Delete

Ryan Trussle wrote
at 10:13pm
Hello ladies, hows my two favorite posters tonight.
Del

by Ricky Foxwell February 11, 2009

bicycle seat sniffer

A prison term for a pedophile.

I'm room mates with another parolee and he never shuts the fuck up. He's a little off. I think he might be a bicycle seat sniffer.

by nickreaper October 21, 2011

pussy sniffer

A male who is controlled by a female and does everything she says to please her. Basically "sucking up" to her, most commonly to win her heart.

Male: These past few days I've been the biggest pussy sniffer. I've done everything you've said!

by sweetfemale June 28, 2006

Stiff One

Another word for a male erection or boner

Steve: You dude, have you seen that new girl group girlicious's new music video?

Dimitri: Yea man, I've seen it like 5 times and I've gotten a Stiff One every time.

by Dimitri G September 29, 2008

whiffer sniffer

a guy that goes around sniffing girl's bicycle seats in rainy weather

"I saw that guy in the parking lot. He's a whiffer sniffer allright!"

by joe mcduffie July 6, 2007