The Captain Morgan Stance

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.

Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

by Conz313 June 12, 2009

The Full Stanley

A full Stanley is preferably performed by a gay Jewish midget or dwarf. It happens when an unsuspecting male (full sized) leans over a bar to give dap to the bartender and the little person reaches up and cups his balls with his little hands. It's ok if he is not Jewish, but he should be gay and small.

That dude just got the Full Stanley on his way out the bar. Man, that little dude is fucked up.

by Full Stanley November 29, 2011

white trash 'stache

The kind of moustache a person of the white trash culture has. See trucks and dirtbikes and hoopie.

Although Kid Rock is hot, he'd have to shave off that gross white trash 'stache to kiss me.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

stankey on hangdown

getting some puss, arsenio hall style

my primary goal was to get some stankey on my hangdown.

by andrew koch January 27, 2004

stachenvy

stachenvy - (noun) a. A feeling of discontent and resentment aroused by and in conjunction with desire for the possession of a moustache. b. The object of such feeling.

"Dude, have you seen Nic's new pornstache? I have major stachenvy."

by cupcakesesq December 2, 2007

staneker

an individual who loves to dance wildly, pathologically lie, is a gossip whore, and loves to face paint, all the while doing this sober

While Kevin was grinding on the dance floor, he told me that Susy hooked with Joey but I knew it wasn't true. And I couldn't keep up with his phenomenal dance moves or distract myself from his painted on cheetah face. What a staneker!

by Sofia da Bia January 25, 2009

Stachealicious

Someone with a moustache that is incredibly good looking, good enough to eat.

Meetcurten was stachealicious at the battleground today.

by bright_side January 21, 2010