Gerbil stain

When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.

Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers

by Gerbilicous6969 May 13, 2018

Steak stain

The moist part of your anus that is always itchy and must be smelt after scratching

Also the part of your arse that looks like it’s had 12 minutes on the sunbed

Fuck me my steak stain is itchy

by Wiggle sniffer December 4, 2021

stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016

skommel stain

A white mark left on fabric

What's that white mark on your couch?

Oh that must be a skommel stain from last night.

by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018

Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023

Chic Stain

When the disco track is so good that it causes you to jizz in your pants

"He shot his load when the disco music started to play. That was one helluva Chic Stain"

by Wandster May 9, 2019

pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations

From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.

by zygotesoup April 7, 2015