Murphy Squirts

When you shart your pants and it drips down your leg!

I had the Murphy Squirts and my wife had to bring me new underwear to work.

by Giffinator May 31, 2011

swedish squirt

The act of having a girl sit on your face, while you proceed to jerk off and squirt semen onto her back.

Joe gave Sheila a swedish squirt last night.

by Anonymous February 8, 2003

fiery squirt

Masterbating while taking a shit, and or having a climax at the same time as poop comes out of your ass.

I thought of your mom when i was pooping and fiery squirted

by Jared and the Boys July 7, 2011

turkish squirts

The leftovers (dry or wet) of butthole shrimp

After daniel had some butthole shrimp he had some bad turkish squirts afterwords

by turkish shrimp February 8, 2009

Scooby Squirts

When someone starving in the desert intentionally defecates to consume their own feces, but instead of producing solid loafs they excrete a yellow-brown gelatin.

I'm trying to grab the loaf when it comes out but the Scooby Squirts keep running through my hands!

by Poopy Bandit September 15, 2010

squirt gun

When a female (or transgender or pre-op) ejaculates from their vagina. The vagina can then be called a 'squirt gun'.

"want to see me ejaculate from my squirt gun?"
"sure!"
" :D "

by coco69 August 12, 2012

squirt femdom

when a woman pegs a man with a strap on that is also a squirt dildo. the man then farts the squirt out later and it stains his underwear.

that squirt dripped down my leg after the hot angel performed squirt femdom on me.

by femdomguy7777 October 9, 2022