Spoon me

To engage in the act of Spooning

One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights.

by Marty Broon October 22, 2008

Spoonasm

The art of spooning between a man and a woman which ends up in sex and orgasmic climaxes all round.

Gareth cuddled into Sylvia in a spooning fashion and soon penetration followed ending in a good old spoonasm.

by Road Trip Tailback June 15, 2017

spoon-trap bastard

a.) the IDIOT who has a habit of leaving a spoon and/or concave utensils directly under the faucet in a sink so that water splashes on you when you turn it on

b.) someone who constantly tells jokes that he/she thinks are funny, but they aren't. Nope, instead their words are like trying to feed a baby with an empty spoon. Thats deep. I know.

Tim: "You DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Travis: "Did what?"
Tim: "You left the ice-cream scoop right under the faucet again!!"
Travis: "So...."
Tim: "I got water all over my shirt and the floor
you spoon-trap bastard!"

Tatianna: "Ugggggh Travis' stupid jokes are so awk when he's around all my friends"
Tim: "(mutters under breath) lil spoon-trap bastard"

by Dudewiththescoop April 21, 2010

Disco Spoon

A Disco Nap, or short refresher sleep before going out, that is taken by two or more people.

"We're wrecked, so me and the lady are just going to go have a disco spoon before we party, cool?"

by SafeAnth May 15, 2008

Dirty Spoon Rest

When a male is spooning with a female and drips pre-cum on her leg

I just wanted to spoon with him, and he ended up giving me a Dirty Spoon Rest.

by The Taxedermist January 22, 2012

nuclear spoon

A person who farts a lot in there sleep because they ate to much food off a spoon.

Jared went out for dinner and came home with a nuclear spoon.

by Anon Wanon June 3, 2016

bent spoon

A sex position where one sex partner sits on his other partners lap with his legs up. Mostly used as a gay sex position name, the bent spoon is when you are put atop your partners cock an he grabs your legs and fucks you.

“Wow man that bent spoon we did last night made my dick so hard, I cummed so much.

by Cumsmasher25 May 27, 2019