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Spoon Tang

The best one who is actively sleeping with a member of the preferred sex, but not actually having sex, can hope for. Spoon tang is simply "Spooning" (Laying sideways in bed, one behind the other)with a cool-sounding suffix having been added to sound considerably less lame and unfruitful. Popular close Platonic guy-girl relationships.
Hey, wanna hang tonight?

I can't, I'm getting some Spoon Tang-tonight!

....Spoon-Tang? Hahahahahahaha. Bitch.
Spoon Tang by HeyitsAC123 March 1, 2009
Related Words

Spoon Pooned 

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.

If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!

points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer

Verity: I'd tap that!

Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!

Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
Spoon Pooned by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008

Spoon Sex 

Having sex behind but in the spooning position.
i want to have sex with you".."but i want to be spooned"..."Lets have Spoon Sex!"
Spoon Sex by cheesey138 June 23, 2010

spoon full of jelly 

You walk into a club expecting to get a spoon full of jelly

Spoon-Bending

When "Spooning" with a lover, the little spoon bends their top half around to kiss the big spoon.
hey baby, fancy some Spoon-bending?
Spoon-Bending by Neo90345 September 13, 2012

spoon person 

A person who uses spoons when it's obvious that a fork is needed for the situation
Hilarie why are you using a spoon ? "Because I am a spoon person"
spoon person by Walterisabotch August 15, 2014