sphinter

A term used to describe a male who is a badass at almost anything they do.

"Man that guy Greg sure is a sphinter, he sure knows how to reel in the ladies."

"Kid Rock is an American Sphinter!"

by Mayskilla23 June 6, 2018

Taco splitter

A male prostitute in Mexico.

King Richie was a great Taco Splitter.

by Allenhazeldell August 27, 2013

Log Splitter

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.

My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.

by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014

mint splitter

noah. he spits them mints REALLLLL good

noah is a mint splitting god

isnt noah a mint splitter?
yeah he is!
noah will you split our mints?
OH yeah i love splitting mints

thanks noah youre our mint splitting god

by mintsplitter8000 October 31, 2017

Louisiana log splitter

A terrifying finishing move in the gritty underground anything goes wrestling scene. One half Boston crab, one half rectal wrecking fury that leaves the opponant with Vietnam style flash backs for years to come.

I really thought Johnny was going to win that match, until Jeff got him in the Louisiana log splitter!

by Bowling ball bag Bob July 28, 2021

Turd Splitter

An effort to describe someone's ass.

Just think about it and you will get the drift....

Man look at the size of that chic's turd splitter!

by December Jade December 26, 2007

splinter dick

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.

by minges and all April 15, 2003