sambuca shit splash

an eerily refreshing mist of sambuca-induced diarrhea

no more for me yo i just sambuca shit splashed all over some girls face.

by fatchinese April 28, 2009

splasherino

when you lay a fat one on the toliet and it splashes you with water from the toilet

bro that guys face is worse then a constant splasherino

by Urmomispoo69 December 7, 2017

Splashy Bashing

The art of masturbation in the bath tub.

OMG JUST HAD A SPLASHY BASHING SESSION IN THE TUB DUDE!

by Leol307 May 17, 2011

Splashing in the kiddie pool

When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.

Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.

by nubnibs May 26, 2015

Splash hoes

Thirsty and slutty thots looking for attention. All they want is a "splash" of water to quench their thirst

Guy 1: Who are those girls over there going crazy on the dance floor?
Guy 2: Ignore them, they are just splash hoes

by The Grinder23 June 4, 2015

Splarch

A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.

Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.

"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."

"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"

by ThatGoodD December 28, 2015

splashcocking

The act of a member of your squad, by engaging in conversation that cock blocks them, and in return cock blocks the squad.

"Man, i was out with the fellas last night, and Pete and Alec were talking about abortions and Illuminati theories in front of the ladies, they really cock-blocked themselves, and in turn splashcocked the whole squad."

See Definition Splashcocking

by Squilled November 25, 2016