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Sperm Knowledge

Cliff Claven from Cheers has a ton of sperm knowledge.

Sperm joke

A joke involving sperm and 2 people (preferably opposite sex/gender)
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke

sperm monkey 

A person, generally male, who circulates having frequent intercourse with varying partners.
I can count on a good fuck with John, my sperm monkey
sperm monkey by 1aputa September 14, 2017

Sperm Demon

something you call a white person
"Oh no, the sperm demons are mad."
Sperm Demon by sasorii July 20, 2021

Sperm Dumpster

A woman that is very easy to sleep with. A woman that has sex with anything that has a penis and a heart beat. Also see slut.
I needed some punani so I nailed that sperm dumpster Jessica.
Sperm Dumpster by Kev23 September 20, 2005

sperm cup 

Visable on women who ware tight fitting tops, that have a gut. The indentation of there belly button.
Look at the sperm cup on that heffer!
sperm cup by CARM68 July 24, 2006