Spatulent

When you have a spatula up your ass

sorry guys, I'm kinda spatulent at the moment...

by Coocoomunga August 7, 2011

potato-spaten in your izzie's

When a man (or woman) gets left-over particles from a partner's yeast infection in their pubic hair.

Guy 1: Did you hear? I had intercourse with Beatrice, I'm as big of a boss as Rick Ross.

Guy 2: Nah that skank is dirty. You probably have some potato-spaten in your izzie's now.

by Nino Grieco May 25, 2009

spatter

when u fart and it is soo wet, the fart turns into a spray and spatters onto ur underwear.
u can also desend ur pantalones and aim ur spatter and make the recpient a shit face

Tyrone:Shit nigga was dat smell?

T dog:DAMN HOMIEEE i just spattered on myself

by koombez kid May 2, 2007

Spatula

A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.

Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014

count spatula

some crazy cartoon of mine including a giant creature made out of spatulars

shhhiutttttttt it after meeeee. arrrghh

by aidan sucks cock March 2, 2004

Spatchcock

A venereal disease, which can be contracted from chickens. Causes inflammation of the genitals, uncontrollable clucking and pale, spheroid stools. Latin name: avius coitus.

"Hey Dave, why are you scratching your crotch?" "I got thoroughly pissed on a farm last week, and woke up in a chicken coop with a serious case of spatchcock."

by Potassium Procrastinate November 1, 2017

Twat Spatula

the creator of the word joe b special. cause its just what he is fucking cunt

Just read his definition for joe b special thats all i have to say. fucking twat spatula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009