Slacker From the Boonies

disgusting weirdos

damnnnn you hangin with that Slacker From the Boonies ?

by stackinbands February 23, 2021

Slackerbagging

When you forget to bring your own bags to the store so you have to buy them.

“Where did you get all these bags?”
“I’ve been slackerbagging a LOT recently.”

by Travisaurus July 23, 2021

slackerdrive

Drive your man all around town and pay for the car, gas, insurance, etc. especially when out of henny and weed.

Julie: Where to next baby ?

De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?

by cut the cards December 27, 2022

time stacker

A person who attempts to do two or more things at once to maximize on their time. (ie. someone who shaves or uses their cell phone while driving).

John is so busy he has to be a time stacker.

by Snowrancher May 28, 2007

story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

Shank Smacker

A piece of equipment or an apparatus used to strike someone on the "shank" penis as punishment

He continued to make mistakes, so we were forced to use the shank smacker

by rikcy Weed July 31, 2009

news snacker

Someone who snacks on news from their cell phone, twitter or other social media.

I don't watch NBC any more. Nope, I' a news snacker these days with my new android and twitter.

by sbuser9 January 21, 2010