samflour

a person who breakes their bones every single day and has real issues

wow! samflour broke their arm again

is that really a shock to you?

no, not really

by theotheturtle September 4, 2022

Somalien

someone who

yaani is a somalien

by NotYaani October 20, 2022

Somalimail

The ideology where you abuse your Somali ethnicity to deceit individuals under a gleeful eye full of discount for your fellow Somali

Abdi went to jigjiga for a business trip and was over charged by local customs due to his lack of knowledge of local taxation fees. Abdi unfortunately met mustafa the atypical somalimail and succumbed to the robbery.

by Victim23 February 13, 2023

soflacko

a Win nickname for a person named sofia/sophia. she’s cool and most people like her. an outgoing person loud and funny.

is that soflacko? i wanna be her

by big d sofi March 27, 2023

simflip

David hitting a trick on a skateboard before falling on k’s sim card

Hasbulla- Yo david hit a trick on your grippy skateboard

David- Bouta simflip the fuck out of k’s sim card

by linkysnacks March 27, 2023

Somaliland

An unrecognized country in the Horn of Africa. It is a free country with a working system and is relatively save, un like Somalia. It came out of the Issaq genocide led by dictator Mohammed Siad Barre. It was rebuilt after it was 90% destroyed. Many people from Somalia like to pretend either that Somaliland doesn't existy or side with Barre. But if we look at the facts, only one of these countries have a relaible police force and strong intelligence service to stop Al-Shabaab attacks...

Deluded guy from Somalia: "Somaliland doesn't exist! Only Somalia!"
Somalilander: Just stop wasting your time and breath bro, admit Somaliland is better that Somalia right now. Focus on helping your own country instead of attempting to bring down another.

by kwkassassin7 June 20, 2023

Somali Steamer

When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.

My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.

by Catsworth August 7, 2023