The Shocker

"Two in the pink, One in the stink." Inserting your index and middle fingers into the vagina, while inserting the pinky into the anus.

Beth got The Shocker! or Beth just got Shocked!

by Shocktown Gangsta June 6, 2004

the shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink
In laymen's terms 2 in the vaginal opening 1 in the anal opening

" she went wild when i gave her the shocker "

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

9-volt Shocker

The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).

I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.

by Big Jim 624 September 14, 2007

shockblocker

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.

I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.

by Shanette August 23, 2007

Smocked

It's like when you slap someone..but with a sock

*Brad slaps me with sock*
Me - I've been smocked

by Sallydotcom December 28, 2019

Smockravelled

Confused, or perplexed. To get one's smock in a ravel.

"Oh no, you've got him Smockravelled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 8, 2022

Shocked-it

Someone who makes an error in judgement.

Jeff leaves work early.
Paul shouts out just as Jeff leaves the building.
"Jeff you Shocked-it !"

by Jedd Smythe March 4, 2009