Simp.va is one of my besties and if you say they aren’t cool or anything even remotely close to putting them down then you are racist,homophobic,and transphobic quite frankly . Also any other opinion you have becomes invalid and you are nothing but a worm a good for nothing worm. Anyways have a good day love You rice! (Platonically ofc)
by Kyle but on urban dictionary July 4, 2021
Get the simp.va mug.A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains
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Some of the Simp's quotes include but are not limited to "guys stop leave her alone" "Just trust me bro she has no feelings for you just for me man....I PROMISE....." and of course "I must laugh to whatever my queen says"
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B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.
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S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be movin' like me
Step right over and watch me put it down
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P
the lyrics were too long
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be movin' like me
Step right over and watch me put it down
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P
the lyrics were too long
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That guys shimp nugget cheats on him with ratchet men and he is too stupid to break up with her and get with his cousins friend.
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