english milkshake

An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.

Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!

by Hitler Banana May 22, 2015

Mobster Milkshake

A tropical poor man's take on a White Russian. Citrus vodka, Kahlua, Irish creme, and milk, substitute almond or soy milk for the health conscious.

"Dude, got hammered off of Mobster Milkshakes and stole a car last night!"

by CL Media March 25, 2017

Malteser Milkshake

When you stick your dick and balls into a pussy and cum in her making it like a milkshake with maltesers on the top>

Yo Lewis made a nice malteser milkshake in me last night.

by pewismalteser October 26, 2017

buttfuck milkshake

An alcoholic drink which consists of whipped cream vodka, banana liquor, kaluah, chocolate syrup, and milk.

While waiting for a train at the railroad tracks, "oh, shit, this long line is such a buttfuck milkshake."

Or- "I could really go for a buttfuck milkshake right about now."

by heisnathethegreat25 December 17, 2017

Denton Milkshake

When your brother cums on your girlfriend's face and you kiss it.

Walter was surprised after having his first Denton Milkshake.

by DentonArmadillo June 12, 2018

Mexican Milkshake

Gleason's beverage of choice. He uses it to wash down his fart sandwiches.

Gleason guzzled that Mexican Milkshake down so quickly, I didn't even get to try it!

by QJ Qukasheviq June 22, 2018

apple milkshake

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.

I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.

by Revolution April 26, 2019