Snatch Hatch

Someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some sexual gratification. Similar to a cock block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

snatch gnats

A vagina that is infested with crabs also known as "crotch crickets"

I pulled down that bitches panties and went to eat it and got some snatch gnats on my tongue and eye lashes.

by Shaun M September 6, 2006

brain snatch'd

With an effect similar to a stroke, a means by which otherwise inexplicable or incoherent thoughts, acts or deeds can be reconciled when personal greed is discovered to be a motivating force.

With all of the evidence and testimony of presidential-orchestrated criminal activity, how could anyone vote AGAINST impeachment? Brain snatch'd shit-bag #1, that's who...

by YAWA December 7, 2019

snatch axe

1. n. a cock.

snatch axe to tha bizznatch!

I'm gonna split yer beef curtains with my snatch axe!

by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003

snatch factory

A place that is loaded with hot ladies that are ready for the picking.

My class was loaded with hot girls.. It was the ultimate snatch factory.

by IceMan88 January 21, 2003

satchel mouth

Very chatty, a person who talks A Lot, someone who never stops talking.

It can never be quiet around Anna with her satchel mouth.

by orario May 31, 2016

Smather

Accidentally applying to much jam to a piece of bread thus making a mess.

Tom"fuck sake I smathered jam all over the fucking place"

by The Gonk January 27, 2018