by chaos July 30, 2003
Get the snaplekap mug.A sampler platter is when a man is having a threesome with 2 females and those females are nude on top of one another while the man is alternating between both females, penetrating them both.
Hey man, how did it go with stacey and sarah?
Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.
Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.
by Chigga nuggets April 20, 2014
Get the sampler platter mug.It when a guy sticks his dick into a very tight vagina which it will not go in or a vagina with crabs and it pinches the guys dick into two.
by njmad June 15, 2009
Get the pencil stapler mug.Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"
Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*
Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*
by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009
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Get the More free than a sample at costco mug.The abbreviated form of the Phish song Sample in a Jar from the Hoist album. This is one of the few Phish songs that god legitimate airplay. It is a classic, though simple.
by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005
Get the Sample mug.Some stupid retard that 'goes' to barnwell school (i use 'goes' in the loosest way possible because he never really comes to school) he is completely retarded and he only comes to school so he wont get raped by his mum and brothers, he gots bullied all the time suggesting to us that he would rather be at home (apart from the raping...well actually we arnt sure) but we continue because i am sure i would have more money if my parents did not have to pay for this retard.
MARK STAPLETON\staplegun\stplehead\retard\ fag\shit head\homo\poor boy\go home\ why are you wasting my parents money\ leave now or i will beat you up.
by Who else? January 23, 2004
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