Scousealation

When sitting around doing fuck all all day becomes your new normal.

I've gotten so used to to the covid isolation I don't think I'll be able to go back to work. I've gone and got scousealation.

by Adam 🎿 May 11, 2020

scouseman

scouse·man

1. a servant of a wealthy or distinguished couple

"he is regarded as a scouseman for his love of her"

by GoldenPal May 20, 2020

Scousers lunch

A scousers dinner is commonly used to describe roadkill

Wow that flattened rat would make a great scousers lunch

by Mcfc93:20 July 3, 2020

scousetwats

Belter scouse meme page ran by 2 punnies

Shout out Scousetwats or al put yer nan in a splif

by scousetwats October 29, 2020

Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.

Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath

by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 30, 2020

scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands

Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

spouseu

The non-binary equivalent to waifu and husbando. Original coined by an unknown Tumblr user.

My spouseu are the absolutely the cutest, they're perfect

by jenrikforlife February 10, 2021