A slippery doorknob is the prank, when you put a doorknob up your anus and then you stand back and watch people use it.
by aylack, south africa August 29, 2006
A highly overused cliche phrase used by talk radio jocks, political analysts, and political tv show wannabes.
by D33z l33t nutZ June 03, 2004
an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.
by wet armadillo April 18, 2011
jim had to shit, and wasn't feeling the whole "sex" thing tonight, but debbie was horny. Jim then shat into a condom to give it some bulk, he then began to pleasure debbie with the Slippery Spelunker.
by Ol Danky March 27, 2009
When two lesbians rub each others nipples with an ice cube. A guy then cums on their tits and they procede by rubbing all over each other.
by ........josh........ November 07, 2008
Is when a kid named Dakota thinks he is going to be devirginized for the first time but doesnt realize that he has actually missed the vaginal area and slipped right between the thighs, and he still to this day doesnt know he is still a virgin xD
Did you hear about the slippery seal accident, its a little sad.
How small does your penis have to be to not realize your slippery sealing someone?
How small does your penis have to be to not realize your slippery sealing someone?
by dj-fiddler McFlux November 16, 2009
A practice of guy blowing his load on a girl’s forehead and the bridge of her nose. Then proceeding to “ski” down it with his ass cheeks.
by Foonip Magoo March 17, 2004