sleep

The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.

I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.

by jacob April 11, 2006

don't sleep

don't doubt me. don't think i'm not 'bout it.

i may be small but don't sleep you'll be suprised at what i can do

by Tazmanian devil May 27, 2006

Christian sleepover

when you go home and have a sleepover with someone you are romantically interested in but all you do is cuddle and kiss

Jessica: "I went home with my GSI last night but we just had a christian sleepover."

by mkvan January 21, 2017

sleep thirsty

lacking sleep, the cooler way to say sleep deprivation

dude, i only had two hours of sleep, im so sleep thirsty

by yoooo1005 December 27, 2008

sleep shuttle

the cautious walk one takes to bed after waking up on the couch taking care not to make any sudden moves or take on any tasks as to not wake yourself up completely before getting to the bed

Man, that load of laundry I didnt fold earlier derailed the sleep shuttle when i got to the bedroom and found it still on the bed. It'll take me an hour to fall asleep now!

by rhyynno March 29, 2010

sleepable

Worthy of sleeping with; as opposed to un-sleepable.

Even my dog is sleepable, meaning willing to remain quietly next to me on the couch during an afternoon's long nap without excessive wiggling or passing of gas.

by MrMwThLwn April 14, 2010

Sleep Farming

(1) The phenomonian in which the urban farmer participates in farmville while dozing or falling off to sleep.

OR

(2) A farmville-induced coma.

(1) Example:

Crap! Last night I must've accidentally deleted my barn while sleep farming on farmville! Now I have to ask all my neighbors to send me bricks and wooden boards all over again!

(2) Example:

Phone rings.

Person 1: Hey, Tim can you get that? I'm in the middle of a report.

Tim: (silence accompined by a blank stare)

Person 1: Tim? ...What's wrong with Tim?

Person 2: Oh, Tim? He's not gonna get that phone. He's sleep farming.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: You know, a farmville-coma

Person 1: Ooohhhh... I guess I'll get the phone then.

by [farmville freak] July 5, 2010