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skirt bandit 

Adj. Someone whomst has more luck/skill at getting their hand up/in a womans skirt or dress.
"She ended up sleeping with ol billy last night! That skirt bandit!
skirt bandit by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018
Ruunning away from your wife
Bob: did you skirt today?
Bobby: HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
BOB: I saw you running away from your wife
Skirt by GG_AG March 6, 2019

Yeetle Skirt 

Yee-tull skirt (the tull in yeetle is said moderately fast)

What one uses to define getting out of the way fast. Also used to define someone who needs to get the hell out of your way.

Partakes of the word yeet and skirt
Did you see that deer yeetle skirt acoss the road?

Can you hurry up and yeetle skirt around me?
Yeetle Skirt by Fried-Dried-thenIdied September 18, 2019

Skirt Kicker 

When a girl comes to the trailer park, circles your trailer all the while kicking in the aluminum skirting between your mobile home and the cement slab it sits on
She’s a real Skirt Kicker, came by at 2am, dented every section on my double wide.
Skirt Kicker by Darkmuff November 30, 2019

skirt shank 

The act of going up behind a woman or girl wearing a skirt, and promptly cutting that skirt apart to reveal the woman or girls undergarments. This is usually done with scissors, a knife, or even by hand mostly to sleeping girls. It is seen in some Japanese molestation pornography.
"That creep skirt shanked that schoolgirl taking a nap at the park. What a fucking degenerate."
skirt shank by Fumuru February 15, 2020

Skirt steak slap 

When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.
Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.
Skirt steak slap by uandus April 3, 2020