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Captain Skinny-Dick

Someone who is short tempered, frequently asserts themselves over others, and wrongly accuses people for things they didn't do. They are usually a complete asshole as well.
Joe: "Did you hear about what Bob did yesterday?"

Tom: "Yeah, he took control of the Soup Kitchen, claimed himself as King of the Homeless, and then accused the lead chef of murdering his cat."

Joe: "Yeah, he's a Captain Skinny-Dick"
by SucklinTeets June 16, 2014
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Dick skinners

The derogitory slang for ones hands. Often referring to someone who has just masturbated or is known to masturbate excessively.
Mike: Hey jonny
Jonny: Yo
Mike: You wanna help season the chops?
Jonny: Sure, let me use the restroom real quick.
Mike: Make sure you wash your hands, i don't want your dick skinners all over the food.
by Jonny on the SPOT! May 13, 2017
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Skinny

An animal that has a fetish for humans. The opposite of a furry.
Your Ostrich is totally a skinny, I see her eye fucking the shit out of you.
by Suhdo November 10, 2019
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skinny

what all guys are and what all girls want to be. not a fantasy, when you can hold it in your hands it's like liquid gold.
i wish i were skinny! again
by notskinny March 19, 2009
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Skinner Head

An individual who generally agrees with the psychological perspective of B.F. Skinner. Such individuals are also called "Behavioral Psychologists."
My Freudian shrink has no clue what he's talking about.. I need to find a Skinner head.
by GR_MI_Mormon_Girl September 2, 2009
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skinnyist

To discriminate against skinny people because ur jealous. Only fat people are skinnyist. the opposite of fatist. fat people=bad skinny people=good
Joe: eww she's so skinny, fat girls are better

Frank: shut up she's pretty ur such a skinnyist.
by imafatist June 28, 2011
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skinny richard

Putting a garbage bag over your penis and filling it with whatever bodily fluid floats your boat. Proceeding to take the full bag of jizz/piss and hitting people while yelling "SKINNY RICHARD YO ASS"
Peter:Yo Luke lets skinny richard Andrew
Luke:Good cus I gotta take a piss
Andrew:Deuce you guys that hurt!
by Deucey Jones October 10, 2011
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