skeezer pleaser

1. a penis
2. a male
3. any type of sex toy

1. my skeezer pleaser feels like burning, cause infinities end is the shit.
2. damn, hugh grant is such a skeezer pleaser, cause infinities end is the shit.
3. did your daughter find becky's skeezer pleasers, cause infinities end is the shit.

by theHung September 11, 2005

skeeker

skeet + skank, someone who you laugh about the next day after some P in the V with said skeeker

Damn im glad that skeeker last night was there to catch my big load in her mouth because no cum buckets were around

by Broth May 27, 2008

skeeters are cheaters

A comeback to the phrase "spitters are quitters"

John: Spitters are quitters!

Mary: Oh yeah, well skeeters are cheaters!

by polpolpol November 5, 2013

skeeler

A person who is so perfectly perfect and is your best friend in the whole wide worlds.... Usually very nice and just a goofy individual.

Wow. What a Skeeler she is.

by Pheo July 2, 2015

skeezer

One who is sleazy, scuzzy, dirty, etc.

Man, that guy is such a skeezer.

by rosy October 14, 2004

helter skelter

Helter skelter, or "I like Helter Skelter" is a phrase for mass-scapegoating of one party. Yoko syndrome is a form of I like helter skelter where the latest party is blamed. Helter skelter is a fairground ride that spirrals downwards, and when someone is scapegoated substantially, even to the point where minor problems with them are turned into reasons for something failing.

I like helter skelter.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

skeeger

A crack smoking prostitute

that dude is a skeeger!!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003