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Model Sized

a tall and pretty girl. A girl over 5'6 in height or is very tall. For tall females.
Jess: You should be a Model
Parker: Yeah, you're model sized

Molly: Really? maybe I should be
by loveexx September 3, 2013
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Fun-Sized

A product that is smaller than its usual size.
Jeffy: You're really short.
Jim: I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!
by tussiez June 7, 2019
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fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.
Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022
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Peanut sized brain

A stupid, dumb idiotic person who either is one of the stupid 4 year olds who stare at cocomelon on their mothers phones all day, or idk, something.
That person has a Peanut sized brain!
by Your mum is gay lol October 14, 2022
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sexed in

When you wake up on time, but then you have sex with your partner which makes you late for work.
Boss: why are you so late?

Employee: oh , sorry boss I sexed in this mourning.

Boss: Nice. Nice.
by k. jordan January 3, 2008
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schwab-sized

He had a schwab-sized penis.
by yourlame June 10, 2009
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sixer

a sixer is 6 muscles a guy has in his stumach when he flexes.
wow you got a nice sexy looking sixer!
by rotu8lt5b 45nhtrbhi7n4,tn90er8 September 19, 2005
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