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2-Pump Shuffle

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.
That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.
by Mic E.D. November 19, 2010
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Scufflecone

When one is dazed with confusion, or looks scruffy; Not pleasurable to the eyes
Comes from the latin root : fuk
I went to the grocery store and the checkout lady looked like a scufflecone.
Damn i sure feel bad for those boys... Their parents must be such scufflecones
by Pegleg2060 February 14, 2009
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shuffleate

To move or transfer quickly from one place to another. Can also be used as part of a command to break up drunken fights between friends. First uttered by a BAMFfrom a small town in Kansas who was vacationing in South Padre.
Why don't you all just shuffleate back to your rooms?!

I gotta shuffleate to the shitter!!!
by Jon Baca May 21, 2006
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shufflin flybies

To look through old records and find something good like some old school Stevie.
Yo. I'll be back at around 10 right. I'm shufflin flybies n shit
by Dante "Loophole" Wallace August 1, 2009
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Shuffle streak

When you've got your iPod on shuffle mode and a serie of good songs is played.

The "Shuffle streak" is the opposite of the "Shuffle syndrome"
I love this song! I'm really on a shuffle streak right now.
by Doggelito October 21, 2009
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Shuffle The Tool Cards

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.
Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.
by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009
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Shuffit

Used to tell somebody to move over. Shuffit comes from the words "Shuffle" and "It"
Yeh sure, I'll shuffit for you!
by ShuffitKing March 15, 2011
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